I like to think it a success when the cops are called
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
nutella sex= disaster
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Randomize
