Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
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I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
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Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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