Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
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I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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