Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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