its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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