The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Randomize