And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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