After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
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