I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
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Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
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Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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