I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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