my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
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Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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