Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You may now shotgun with the bride
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
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I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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