he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
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We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
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I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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