im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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