I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
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I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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