when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
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He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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