Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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