You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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