We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
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The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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