Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
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I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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