I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
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do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
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But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks