How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me