singing on the bus should be illegal
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
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Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..