Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
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im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money