I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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