laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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