I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Oh god it's open bar.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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