i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I am one with the molecules
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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