the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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