Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
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Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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