i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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