Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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