so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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