hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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