Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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