i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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