so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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