I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
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I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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