Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
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can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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