don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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