Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
do herpes really smell.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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