What a fucking waste of an outfit
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
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Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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