Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
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"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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