Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
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You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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