If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness