How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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