dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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