chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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