Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
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He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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