okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Of course I have a pirate flag
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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