I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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