I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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