Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
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I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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