never play flip cup with pint glasses
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I supernannyed him into submission
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Randomize