How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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