I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
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He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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