'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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