no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
